Fafner

Time to start pulling on them bootstraps.

Thought that was the theme for Windows 11

Just another 20 years…

Giggity

At what point does the court break out a physical gag? I hope it’s soon.

It’s a Google problem, Firfox’s built in privacy tools are working as intended.

That saves me a shitload on a vasectomy.

Isn’t weird we see less and less Trick or Treaters every year?

Plenty of unemployed AI ethics folks around to ask.

Not if the news media has anything to say about it! More at 11.

Maybe don’t invest in pyramid schemes?

The more precisely you can count time, the more precisely and finely you can measure other things. This not only applies to fast phenomenon. It can also be used for syncing up multiple measurements made in different places; like that image of a black hole we got a couple of years ago.

It’s another step in getting a finer resolution on the universe.

Tl;Dr They are trying to make a better atomic clock that could provide a more precise definition of a second then we currently have.

This just in: It appears that while Laying in State, the deceased senator was seen rising from her coffin and returning to her seat. Sources in her office say this is a sign she has successfully completed her ritual to transform herself into a Lich.

I’ve thought a lot about this, and I’d like to say: “Reddit can kiss my entire ass.”

Playing a barbarian with bear aspect: “What encumbrance?”

It was because you could fuck the bear.

How far did they dig to find that bar?

Could have just said you were a furry :P

Constitutionally, after a little scuffle in the mid 1800’s, a person or business can’t own an employee. Other than that not really, we usually got to strike and revolt if we want anything, but they keep us so poor that it makes it an untenable option.