Either way, from our perspective, the universe is going to kill everything it’s creating. Lol. It’s gotta get that prestige

Just wait until you hear about The Big Crunch

Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

A kid got fired for finding a pen on the ground. Person returned for the pen and then called corporate claiming the kid stole the pen

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

Too much copium, my friend

Not to mention, from the evidence that is public so far, it appears that they waited for these devices to be in public and busy locations before they were detonated

Do you think that you get injured like that and immediately just plop on the ground? That’s not how it works.

It wasn’t precise. It was explosives in pagers and radios that went off in public and crowded places.

Snorlax is the champ

Porygon is like the worst pokemon

Welcome to Costco. I love you

Costco

I can’t listen to Mary On A Cross anymore

People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle and then walk away.

People who leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot.

People that drive 20 under the speed limit in the left lane.

In the right circumstance, someone coughing in your face is assault and you would have a right to defend yourself accordingly

So abortion should be legal? Their body, their choice right?

The fox, the grain, and then the chicken

Edit: no wait, you’re still leaving the grain alone with the chicken. So you take the chicken across, then go back for the grain. You drop the grain off, and take the chicken back with you, then drop the chicken off and take the fox and take it across, then go back for the chicken

This is how I felt when I played Kindgom Hearts 3. It was a true sign to me that I didn’t have as many interests as I did as a kid

You should add Intercourse, Pennsylvania and Slickpoo, Idaho