Self-centred

We prefer the term ooze…

I’m sure Matt Gaetz still thinks he has independent thoughts

There’s a sleeping bus tour in Hong Kong for people who enjoy sleeping on moving vehicles

Don’t speak

The one with the serrated edges? I don’t like it, it’s a bitch to clean, even though it saves x amount of cutoff… I much prefer the type linked by op, I have an even more ergonomic one from wmf that I love