OP must follow Rox News.

Not to be picky, but It appears that whoever(whatever) wrote this can’t differentiate the country of Mexico and the state of New Mexico in the USA. Hmmmm

Last year’s Elf on a Shelf?

Senator Padmé Amidala after partying all night.

The Marriotts. Not huge fans of alcohol.

We all are. It’s one of the bonds that keeps civilization alive. Keep searching !

That’s what the three shells are for.

Calculations are simpler if ……… you assume a spherical cow!

Exactly! (By definition)

*Acid-filled Erlenmeyer flasks

Nice one. Thank you.

My wife got sick as a dog after eating chocolate chip cookie dough. She spent a whole day going between bed and the bathroom. Strangely enough, she still eats raw cookie dough. Having gone through it with her, I don’t even like the fake/safe cookie dough in ice cream.