The cardboard paper towel megaphone should be anyones first choice for both announcements and updates.

stinky

Having to constantly find new hiding places for the blood chalice, and keeping up with all the latest scanning methods so you can develop countermeasures. Your secret is never truly safe.

I believe this is the start of a revolution for skeletal freedom.

(Not Skelator. Fuck you Skelator.)

According to Lord Sauron, wasps are just trying to help, and are very misunderstood. Please let them into your house, they will reform.

Good name for a band.

For a monthly retainer of only 100 millionions I will review and certify each review.

Linkedin also wants to steal all your content to train AI. #winning

It all started with the hogs taking Washington State.

I am disappointed with all of you. Please go to your room.

I am willing to step forward to solve this problem. Meesa propose unlimited emergency powers. Store all DNA in buckets, shrink wrapped to perfection. Most kind.

Every goddamn thing wrapped in plastic that prevents crumbs from falling out.

i AM THE BEST! i KNOW these pEOPLE. TERRIFIC! uP IN EVERY POLL!!!

sOMETIMES WINNING ALL THE TIME BORES ME.

I try to translate the post using a simple algorithm to find the hidden coded message intended only for the secret vault, as we discussed previously.

Hitler seems pleased.

This is what we need to implement our plan.

In this timeline, princess Leias bun stayed intact. Wholesome.

6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.

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