Velvet is actually a pretty darn accurate comparison! And will do!

Hail the Omnissiah!

Costco?

Play stupid games…

Okay, I have told him multiple times in the past that the cat needs to lose weight and he realizes this but hasn’t done anything. What should I do now?

Okay, please help me. How do I put my friends cat, who lives 700 miles away and doesn’t belong to me on a diet?

Most of the time, unless cats come with papers, their breed = cat. Beautiful girl!

I love this cat

CLARKSOOOON!!!

My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.

Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.

Lmao, truth

lol, he definitely thinks he’s one

Heyyyy! Thank goodness! I was really hoping she would turn up

Check out the app “PawBoost”. Our girl snuck out of the garage when I left the back door open on accident but came home the next day. I know the worrying. Best wishes!

“Whiplike, tapering tail from body to tip, (sometimes with fur all over tail or a puff of fur on the tip, like a lion)”

They were out of fur at the factory. lol

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_cat

“Whiskers may be present, either whole or broken, or may be totally absent.”

Dark souls boss looking ass, haha

Haha, it’s our friends cat actually, or rather the cat owns our friend. I did want to name one of our cats cheese but we settled on stitch since he’s a gremlin.

I think part of it was he had a really tough time dealing with California covid regulations for his business. It wasn’t something he could buy his way out of or pad someone’s pocket to make go away and they were very serious about it. In the same vein, that’s around the time his daughter came out as trans and you can see how that ended with her changing her name and completely disassociating herself from him. Combine that all with a slow (arguable) but consistent decline in the public’s admiration and opinion of him (which he craves desperately) and he began to crack.

Started running into things he couldn’t control or pay to go away and couldn’t cope I guess… I dunno