BruceTwarzen

I’m so glad the pedophile ring is invluding the lgtbq+ community. They are so nice and progressive. If i were gay, the first thing i’d wish for is that the pedos like me.

But it says so on reddit.

This is cool and all if your country is flat as a mirror.

Teenager… Millenial?

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

Those were the good old days. These days amazon reviews are: New 2024 Stainless Steel knive HD super sharp i like. *****

Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?

It’s a weird thing. There is one from a car crash close to where i live. It has been there for like 20 years and it looks all fucked up. Or another one with a full blown gravestone with 3 boys on it who crashed a car when they were 18. That was like 10 years ago, qnd they take like semi car to it. It’s still odd to me and i don’t know when it’s appropriate to just throw it away, if ever.

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

I thought it’s an onion article. We need new organs. Sweep some 10 year old into a storm drain

Did you just fix menal health?

I hate that i’m guilty of that. I don’t know anything about that stuff, i’m just here for the jokes. I know it’s not easy, but my first reaction is always: “aaaaw c’mon, just make it so it doesn’t do the thing it’s not supposed to do.”
But for real, i have a question. Why is it that every game even the newest most polished game in 2024 can’t get rid of clipping? Like in a character creator, slightly bigger top? Hair goes now through it. I remember playing overwatch for the first time and the game looked stellar and the characters interacted with way more things that i woul’ve imagined, but then you look closely and roadhogs anchor still clipps through his belt. Like what would happen if you drew a hard line saying: your clothes don’t go through anything anymore. Would the game just freak out? Would it just eat up processing power like crazy? Or is it just one of these not really a real problem so why looking for a solution kinda things?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can’t wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn’t accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he’s on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their “garages” he didn’t see the car for 3 or so month. They didn’t fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn’t. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn’t a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.

Yeah i he’s dropping the 5mil bombshell as if that was mindblowing. 5 million people drink almost as much coffee as 150 million? Craaaazy

Now malaria and bird flu is having a battle royale

I’m actually devastated

First off all, don’t blame the guns okay? The make new children every day

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

Or at all