The Princess Bride, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Both have so many great lines they still crack me up every time!

My ex thought the only way to get llama wool was to kill the llama. For some reason, this logic only applied to llamas, she understood sheep wool didn’t require the same sort of blood sacrifice.

I let my hormones think for me 💀

It’s even worse with The Sims. I remember when I was in highschool, and an avid sims 2/3 player, I found this mod that would remove the pixels from the sims when they’re naked. Of course the sims by default had no genitals, and being a hormonal teenager I also downloaded a mod that would fix that issue.

Because of how modded content for the sims is, a lot of the times the download sites are just link aggregators, so to download a mod you’d be sent to a different site that actually hosted the file. Downloading the naked mod led me down a rabbit hole to a site called sexysims3.com (or something like that) that had just… Every type of sex/porn mods you could think of.

From giant dongs to incest, it was all there.

I was pretty horrified and noped out of there pretty quick, and cleared the browser history because it was a shared family computer.

Clearly they’re saying you should hop in a hot air balloon and travel around the world spotting breaking news with your own eyes.

A bunch of morbid and medical subs like morbid curiosity, medizzy, medicalgore, thegrittypast. I always have found those subs super interesting and filled with discussion about stuff I don’t usually encounter in my day to day life so I’ve been missing that.