Bonus

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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*trump (g)rift

In the immortal words of Sling Blade, Not funny ha ha.

Believe it or not, off to Guantanamo.

A $10 bag could just work in Amsterdam.

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*The Periodic Table according to Michael Jackson

Only in Missouri somehow. That’s just an objective geographical observation.

Everything. Their intent is to overwhelm at all times. Bannon likes to say flooding the zone.* He admits this publicly.

*Flooding the swamp.

That would be amazing.

I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords but, as much as I hate to say it, you can’t afford us Denmark.