It was little Bobby Tables

Make bean memes great again!

The rest of the phrase is “get along little doggie”. Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

Will be stolen soon

Greed is good

Putin is about to relocate to Siberia

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

Detroit has been nice all summer and could use the infrastructure investments.

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

Dinklefritz

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

If you’ve ever been to China there is already villages everywhere, including on these borders. They are just doing the same thing they did to Xinjiang, pack it with easterners to dilute the local population and strengthen its claims. YouTuber “Little Chinese Everywhere” just did a tour of some of these villages bordering Nepal and India.

Why would anyone want that sound when instead they could have Enterprise D at warp 4?

“Ali Al-Shakati was the suspect, he was an asylum seeker who came to the UK by boat last year…” Does not read like restating a rumor

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

It’s all a lie anyways. Repubs now stan for Russia and authoritarian rulers like they are teen girls at a Taylor Swift concert.

The things I would buy with a trillion dollar credit limit! Probably a 2nd air fryer.