Well I already have the crocs, you see…
Well I already have the crocs, you see…
Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.
Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.
Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.
You could call it one series of books, technically.
Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.
Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.
Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s
Sardine oil would like a word…
Mine never turns off the fucking radio
Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.
Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!
Eh, idk. I’ve been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn’t seem that out there. I’ve seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.
Same, this reads as a rapid sequence of events lol.
I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.
You leave my board games out of this
I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.
What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.
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A.I.D.S.
Aw man, you’ve never been broke as fuck huh?