Azuth

And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

This comic is how 10-year old me first learned the word “bimbo”,

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Don’t forget about my boy Dante Basco. Dude nailed playing the insecure antagonist who later becomes friends with the main character years before Zuko.

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

oof ouch my bones

The social progressiveness and economic struggles of Weimar Germany make me very nervous about where we are now in the US. History may not always repeat itself but it does rhyme.

“Fuck it we ball” led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and I’m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

What if we held hands through the grave hole 😳👉👈