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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • That in pretty much every single sense of the word I’m an absolutely pathetic loser.

    I didn’t think I’d ever be anything special, but I also didn’t think I’d be 38 and single for going on a decade, living in someone else’s garage, working in a factory in a dead end position with no degree and not an ounce of self worth to even presume to choose a direction.

    10 year old me couldn’t wait to be an adult, but after seeing me I think 10 year old me would never want to grow up knowing what I’d eventually become lol








  • Tariffs are taxes, but they’re taxes for companies not individuals, and they’re only applied to importing, so they won’t affect me.

    Typical Magoo (literally my dad in 2016): “you can’t tax business owners, they’re going to just make everything more expensive for us! They pass on the burden to us!”

    Also Magoo: “Yay tarrifs! They are a tax on business but that won’t get passed on to me!”

    The Magoo motto: Whatever words I need to use to suit my purpose I will use, to hell with reality.