Sorry I’m late…

Khmm…

Meow

You can’t have my ballsack because my wife already has it.

Who ? I stole this from somewhere else without knowing better.

I have accepted my fate as a Boomer

I made one with AI

You mean this?

insert round of applause

Do you mean only if we are dead? Or just casual rate of death?

Things are going to get easier

Treat others as you want gem to treat you

You can always trust your friends

You have to finish School else you won’t get a good paying job

Drugs are bad. M’kay?

Christmas is the holiday of love

That’s a fact

Whatcha out! He is behind you.

Billions of people turning back at the same time…

Everyone! I am Son Goku and I need your energy to defeat Majin Buu!

That is something I personally can live with. So far, non of the tried android apps for Lemmy gave notifications properly.

Like everyone? Males and females as well?

Hello, kitty I.T.? I have a mouse problem.

This… sounds very distopian.

Humans on earth would provide their recreational organs to a common cause.

There would be no physical sex (if I am right about what you wrote).

Freaky

Clear message is sometimes the best.

Global çonfusion is imminent.

After trying (imho) all android app, for me, Connect works the best.

I think it depends on one’s taste which app is the “best”.