Orlando not under water. Clearly God hates humanity.

Not sure how they can get away with these artistically enhanced photographs of Jupiter. Show us what it’d look like with the naked eye from orbit, not these made up versions.

I think she can make it another four years. Ginsberg actively had cancer when she refused to resign. I think there’s a difference here, and she’s easily the best member of the court on pretty much every issue.

“Underscores the complex relationship” is classic AI slop writing. If I saw that phrase in a student essay I would roll my eyes and open the academic integrity report form.

There’s a difference between submissiveness in sex scenarios and submissiveness in the rest of life, though. I don’t think wanting the former means somebody has toxic masculinity.

It’s worth noting here that the President, as per the supreme Court, is immune from all prosecution if his actions result from the scope of his duties. It would be trivial for Trump to argue that deporting everybody he doesn’t like is within the scope of his duties, whether it’s lawful or not. That’s the unique danger we face right now: a combination of a strong man and a uniquely deferential SCOTUS. It’s never happened in American history.

A lot of the people he wants to deport are people claiming asylum because the country they come from is too dangerous to be in. Letting those people stay here while they plead their case is one of our lawful treaty obligations. Rounding them up and summarily deporting them is not enforcing the law it’s abrogating the law.

He’s talking about deporting millions of illegal immigrants, which will probably require putting them in a camp at least temporarily.

You know, the more I learn about this Trump character, the less I like him.

We shouldn’t have let them leave, we should have kept reconstruction going until 2050.

I think they were children, they were just the bullies. Anyone who loved 7th or 8th grade is suspect in my book.

I don’t get this one. Why is the surgical team passed out? Why can’t the doctors above help? What is going on???

Is it just a landing the plane analogy? Is that all?

Reminds me of Jurassic Park.

Apparently you’re going to be able to buy back months when all of this is over. That made me okay with this forbearance…as long as they don’t screw that up, too!

It’s worth noting for everyone who might be reading this that blood on your toilet paper is 99.9% of the time from hemorrhoids or wiping too much, not from colon cancer. You’re looking for dark stool and all these other symptoms, not a tiny amount of bright red blood on your toilet paper.

I think Dan and Jordan should get all the emails addresses from Infowars’ mailing list and send out stackies full of carefully laid out dissections of Alex Jones’s show. Might actually get through to a few people.

This is great, except in my case, where I have regional insurance that no one takes where I live. Everyone is out of network.

I’m definitely 11

I’ll give you this point, they portay teenage angst pretty well. I don’t get why a grown person would welter in teenage angst, though

Lmao you’re comparing Linkin Park with the Beatles?