It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

From this I have learnt the Wirral is an overpopulated tennis court.

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

Maybe they are whale skulls

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

No good at likensubs*

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

Totally not, Jessica

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

🤞

Same. I’m from the UK so people used to come out at whatever time to clap for the NHS workers. The fun bit was there were no NHS workers near us but I would get home just in time to be applauded by my entire street for working like normal.

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

Floordash

Roadrash

It’s gonna be shrinkeder

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

It all depends on the caveats of immortality.

Please be at least 36

I’m a 30 year old man and I couldn’t imagine chasing 18 year olds. I teach college students, I speak to 18 year olds regularly. They’re not for me.