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Having the hood up gives you a temporary +2 boost to hacking

I’m thinking it’s that little pile in the lower left-hand corner of the frame

11’8" bridge cares not for your “freedoms”

This is the second anti Linux community I’ve heard of this person running, and now they’re spamming Linux communities? What did Linus do to hurt them so bad

The Model M IS the weapon

This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

Don’t normally like vanity plates but this one definitely gets a pass

who want their Fedussy broke

Well, the “Independent Fact Checkers” claim that South American gnomes don’t exist… I think they’re trying to cover something up. Anyone want to book tickets with me so that we can see for ourselves?

Good catch, that’s really weird. They must be trying to enhance the battered spouse look because that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

The salutation for System Administrator day is "Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I’ve got you here do you think you can "

The customary reply is “Thanks! I’ll add it to my list”

I can imagine that parcel services see so much weird shit that it might be good to have a generic catch-all message when something unexpected happens.

That or you’re gonna have to have a status message for “someone tried to ship 500 ziplock baggies full of astroglide and it took us all afternoon to clean up the sorting machine”

So there’s going to be a fediverse and a mirror fediverse?

If dragons aren’t real, how come you see them in popular media so much? where do the film makers get them? Oh, they used a computer to make them?

Sounds like dragon denier talk

The perfect mint to pop after having just brushed your teeth

My router, (a TP-Link, can’t remember the exact model) will still list itself in the list of nameservers even if I just specify the pihole. Since I can’t seem to find anywhere in the router’s interface to turn that behavior off, I’ve resorted to using the pihole as DHCP as well.

But yeah, usually you can just use whatever DHCP server you have already

I have a USB-C cable that will only work in a specific orientation. So I’ll plug in a device, laptop won’t recognize it, (sigh) unplug and flip the cable, and then everything works.

I still can’t listen to “time is on my side” without thinking of this movie. 10/10 gave me nightmares as a kid

When I first noticed the memes, I looked at the account making them and it was less than a day old. I just figured they had an axe to grind or it was an election season bot and blocked the account, lol.