Bigus Duckis
This is what is commonly known as a ‘wingy’, given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.
If you want the goose to look at it it’s $15 extra
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
Incorrect.
First depiction of the wingjob.
Early British mating display. ‘Birds’ (left), hominid (right)
Surely you mean Greek? That there swan is a god. Clearly.
I was playing on the somewhat rude but colloquial slang for woman in British English. An equivalent would be ‘chicks’ in NA English.
Encyclopedia image from the “wingjob” article
Anthropologists discover evidence of ancient subspecies of humans with gigantic, goose-like penises.
You must be this tall to ride.
From fapping to flapping.
“NO, MOM! IT’S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I’M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!”
Honk!
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The Island of Dr. Moreooohhhhhh
The relative sizes of adult and juvenile cobra chickens, Justin Bieber for scale.
Fig. A. “busting a wing nut, method 1.”
