Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1800arrow-down11
arrow-up1799arrow-down1imageDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldUltragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down1·7 months ago5$ of mesh is an option.
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·7 months agoStealing a doormat is also an option.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoSo steal near a friends house.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·7 months agoOr don’t be a piece of shit
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
5$ of mesh is an option.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.