Be sure to mention Apple’s Marketing buzzwords like “biometry” or “live photo”
Offhandedly treat “Android” as “product for the common masses” with a hint of snobbery
Treat “The Android” as a monolithic entity instead of a licensed OS that has nothing to do with the devices it runs on per se
Call anything that was a marketing focus for Android-Using-Companies but not for Apple for a time some derogatory name because only what Apple did was right
Apple-Fanboii-Checklist:
Nice try though, have been an android user all my life and only own one ipad. Typical stupid online generalization.
Too late, you already angered the android extremists. Come at me haters