To be fair I still do these things but only when I’m alone.

Personally I love finding big puddles and then dig drains with a stick or my heel and watch the water flow.

Also love to throw a piece of wood into water and then toss stones high up in the air and try hit it imagining it’s a warship I’m trying to bomb.

Then also without going into details there are some pieces of clothing I would like to wear but don’t because they’re considered femine or gay.

    • all-knight-party@kbin.cafe
      2·
      1 year ago

      This is a good one, but I think it’s not all shame. Concealing farts in public is a game of skill. You must consider how to position your body so that no sound is made. How quiet is the area you’re in? Are there others around who could conceal the true farter? Are you able to discreetly move to another location so that by the time the smell arrives you’re no longer a suspect?

      You also take into account your last eaten foods and recent farts and how they may result in large smell or sometimes no smell. It’s a big game of strategy and execution to be a covert farter.

    • radix@lemm.ee
      2·
      1 year ago

      I used to find it funny and do it around friends/family, but more recently the smell has been far more disgusting to me and I have to put on an N95 or leave the room. It’s unfortunate that I have a lost a source of such jollity and mirth.

    • MORTARS@lemmy.ml
      15·
      1 year ago

      It’s actually a very easy way to get other people sick, unfortunately.

        • MORTARS@lemmy.ml
          15·
          1 year ago

          I know viruses spread very well. Covid for instance

          People get viruses like RSV + spread so much and they don’t even know

            • Lmaydev@programming.dev
              51·
              1 year ago

              He asked a colleague to break wind directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance of 5 centimeters, first fully clothed, then with his trousers down. Then he observed what happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria that are usually found only in the gut and on the skin. But the flatus which had passed through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout, which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.

              Well I’ll be damned!

              Just keep your pants on I guess.

                • Lmaydev@programming.dev
                  2·
                  1 year ago

                  In a lengthy and seemingly humorous yet serious article on its WeChat account, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

                  Seems not.

                  • MORTARS@lemmy.ml
                    37·
                    1 year ago

                    You know what? I was arguing in bad faith. But now I know you want to fart on people.

            • MORTARS@lemmy.ml
              15·
              1 year ago

              Yea they do spread by farts. I’m saying I’m not as sure about bacteria.

            • MORTARS@lemmy.ml
              26·
              1 year ago

              Do you need a link?

              Why is that more far fetched than sneezes? It’s wet airborne biological matter you expel from your body.

              Why do you think people’s natural reaction to farts is digust? Is that something people should be breathing in? Especially in an enclosed environment with such bad ventilation you have to inhale ass exhalations?