Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoCouples race to move frozen embryos out of Alabama after court defines them as childrenwww.telegraph.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up1762arrow-down110
arrow-up1752arrow-down1external-linkCouples race to move frozen embryos out of Alabama after court defines them as childrenwww.telegraph.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square195fedilink
minus-squarefubarx@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up67·9 months agoTinder in certain states will put up an alert, warning you that if female, by proceeding with the date, you may be liable to carry a child to term, and if male, will need to pre-deposit child support in an escrow account.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoThat’s why you don’t have sex until you can get a vasectomy
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·9 months agoOoh I like the child support pre-deposit idea. Sounds ominously like taking responsibility for the child you might conceive from your pleasure.
Tinder in certain states will put up an alert, warning you that if female, by proceeding with the date, you may be liable to carry a child to term, and if male, will need to pre-deposit child support in an escrow account.
That’s why you don’t have sex until you can get a vasectomy
Ooh I like the child support pre-deposit idea. Sounds ominously like taking responsibility for the child you might conceive from your pleasure.