A raccoon was behind the massive power outage that knocked out electricity to some 7,000 customers in downtown Toronto for hours Thursday night.

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    10 months ago

    The raccoon’s condition is currently unknown charcoal and meatspray.

    I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. 'E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!

    No, no, 'e’s uh,…he’s resting

    Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot raccoon when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

    No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable ~~ bird~~ mamal, the Norwegian Blue Canadian Trash Panda, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

    The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.

    Nononono, no, no! 'E’s resting!

    All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up!