• ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    There have been so many versions of this by now that I feel like you have to step it up a bit to be novel, anymore.

    Literal Fucking Cocks’ Pizza: You haven’t eaten pizza until you’ve shoved Literal Fucking Cocks in your mouth!

    Edit: Alternately, XYZ Seafood Place gave me a venereal disease!