As you’re here on Lemmy, a site that has pornographic content, we’re going to need you to post a picture of your government ID, next to your face, with your username on a piece of paper, as a reply to this comment. You know, to prevent kids accessing porn.
As you’re here on Lemmy, a site that has pornographic content, we’re going to need you to post a picture of your government ID, next to your face, with your username on a piece of paper, as a reply to this comment. You know, to prevent kids accessing porn.
We scan your balls
Padme: For cancer, right?
Anakin:
Padme: For cancer, right?
BALL SCAN COMPLETE
SEARCHING BALLS DATABASE FOR MATCH
BALLS IDENTIFIED
WELCOME MR JONES, PLEASE ENJOY THE PORN