Curious to know what people have encountered in their lives.

  • Eddie Trax@dmv.social
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    1 year ago

    First one happened at birth:

    I was turned the wrong way as a baby and the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck, choking me to death. Doctors had to perform an emergency c-section. In doing so they cut my face with the scalpel in two spots. Almost didn’t make it but have these cool scars.

    EDIT: where were these experts during my birth? As the commenters pointed out, I wasn’t choking, but dying nonetheless.

    • stepan@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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      You cannot choke when you are still connected with umbilical cord. You don’t have to breathe. EDIT: Ignore this comment, I was wrong. In my defense I have to say that this is what my biology teacher teached us, that babies cannot choke with their umbilical cord. But she is also antivax, so I shouldn’t have believed her.