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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Must be a pissing contest in there

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Must be a pissing contest in there

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    VIPees only

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      Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.

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    I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

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    HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

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      IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!

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        DON’T WAIT! DON’T DELAY! DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

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    Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

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      • Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Lmao this is perfect

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        Wish lemmy comments supported videos so i can send one thats in video format

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        Kek.

        Ps: I don’t

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      I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

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        There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

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        Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

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          Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

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            I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

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              Into the balls for safe storage.

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        Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

        And sometimes it’s just weird people

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        I’ve had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it’s weird behavior. Not sure what’s wrong with these people.

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      Imma find you and do that to you.

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        😳

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      Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

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        That’s hilarious, but as someone with a bashful bladder, if someone did that to me my dick would recede into my kidneys, never to be seen again

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    Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.

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      What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?

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        It looks like the right airport for that…

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    It’s the 16th annual Larry Craig foot tapping invitational, hosted every year in a bathroom at MSP’s Humphrey terminal

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      Leave your wide stance at home!

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    Hey stop making assumptions! It could be a shitting contest too!

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    Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.

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      Ah, you also on Shitbook?

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    Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there

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