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Childish shit only women can get away with.
Sounds like you’ve been dating the wrong people.
…no? You can have plushie toys too, and the advice goes for everyone. You deserve someone who loves you for you, with whatever hobby or habit you may feel vulnerable sharing.
That sounds like serious insecurity.
Charmander says “boooooooh!”
Fuck no
Why?
Date better people.
I have plushes. Gf doesn’t mind them. She likes to cuddle with them too. I’m not that attached to them, but they sure are soft and comfy.
Does this apply to my Funko Rogues Gallery?
Eeeehhhh, I’d silently judge anyone with a Funko collection. 2 or 3 would still be fine
But it’s a fucking awesome collection of various villains. I got a Mirror Spock between 10" Skeletor and Storm Trooper enforcers, yo. And a MF Dalek up front, who will exterminate any punk asses.
Don’t date
people who make you feel like you have to hide your stuffed animalsDon’t.
I’m a guy, I have a shelf of a couple of different stuffed animals. One of every dog breed I’ve had and one of each for each dog of that breed
I don’t sleep with them or play with them, I have actual living pets to do that with
I would never hide my stuffed animals. I have exactly one, and it’s a hedgehog I keep on my bookshelf. Not a Sonic-style hedgehog, a British hedgehog.
I will be keeping that hedgehog until I or someone in my family has kids, at which point I will pass it down to them.
How can you tell it’s British?
You can tell because of the way it is.
It has a massive hoard of stuff its grandparents stole from all the other stuffed animals.
I have a small figurine of an Irishman and I’m fairly sure the hedgehog is bullying it.
Fair enough.
Probably because it stole spices and land
This is Netherlands erasure
#PortugueseCrimesMatter
This but replace “stuffed animals” with “your friends.” Nothing like someone coming along thinking they can somehow be the one to “fix” or “save” the homie and ends up separating them from longtime friends (and then they’re still not happy and now we’re all a little more lonely)
Both my wife’s and my stuffed teddies have now been retired. They now sit, cuddled together, overlooking the bedroom. On a shelf, in pride of place. Their tour of service done, but not forgotten.
overlooking the bedroom
Front row seats then
Read ‘both my wife and my stuffed teddies’ without the 's and got very concerned
Lol same. It was an emotional roller coaster. I felt sad and then confused until I reread it.
Hella respectable
Wait - - the ones my wife has? Ah, silly me, I am not dating.
But I’d also not hide my transformers or gaming stuff.
My fiance’s plushie inventory has increased since we met. It’s kinda a problem but whatcha gonna do.
Everyone I date has so many more stuffed animals than I do. I get stuffy envy. 🥺
Never too late to build your collection, however big or small. My SO got one of those chonky seal plushy about 4 years ago, and they almost never goes away without it now. When I see them leave with their big hiking backpack, the seal plushy squished on the side of it with one of the bag’s straps and buckles, I just feel love inside.
I’ve had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.
Thanks for clarifying that it’s your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.
The girlfriends are in the other one
honestly I was scared I was going to be locked up by the last one.
Hiii :3
Calm down Simon
Had a giant stuffed ladybug nearly all my life. Somehow abandoned it and just recently, after a few years, discovered that I now need a pillow to hug at night. Miss you, giant ladybug :(
IKEA has giant ladybug pillows!
Brb driving to Ikea!
my blahaj is called bloop and he is soft and he loves hugs ❤️
I’m currently sat beside my wife who is half asleep hugging one of our blahaj. She sleeps with one every night.
i have 5 in my bed usually :3
I have two blåhaj - one in my bed for snuggles, who is well loved and well worn, and one hanging out on the back of my sofa for “Sunday Best” 😆
At least take it off the bed tho
Why
Why do people date?
NSFW
Oh my god I snorted so loud my wife asked if I was choking in bed.
