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asking the real questions
Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front
A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)
White one with brown/yellow shading near the bottom to make people think it’s dirty, but it’s not
A semi-translucent one with the blurry silhouette of people making out printed on it.
A shower curtain of After Dark Flying Toasters
None whatsoever.
And then carpet the floor. Between the two, guests probably won’t stay long past the first bathroom break.
beads
One that is way too short
The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.
The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:
One with your face printed on it.
