Btw I’m vegan.
I use arch btw.
Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.
Computer
“It’s too late for me. But you can still save yourself.”
Well, I used to. They don’t let me talk to the interns any more.
“The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”
I like to tell people “I can smell your cunt”
Miggs?
🍆✊🥏🎯😵
*colt 45 intro plays (Afroman)
*colt 45 intro
I used to have a lot of these. Not sure where I lost my need to tell anyone about it.
I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
What’s your favorite faction of 40k?
Space Gorillas
Drink more water.
Nothing. You’ll have to pry it out of me. Unless we’re talking about social media, in which case I think I have a bad habit of saying too much.
Have fun, don’t die.
Any time I or they leave.
We are living in one of the best times in human history.
Pineapple doesn’t really make your semen taste better.
WTF she said it does!
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You’re wrong btw
You are wrong 😄
Sweet and salty is a good and valid flavour combo.
Try also adding a little honey, raspberries, ice, and blending throughly and drinking it through a straw.
Yea, you are supposed to add it after extracting the semen.
You need a larger sample pool
How many more dudes do I need to feed pineapple before blowing them?
How big does this pool need to be? An Olympic swimming pool?
That they are wrong.
Did you know Oreos are vegan?
I avoid disposable plastic whenever is possible, my home and personal care products are plastic free.
Even if we stop climate change, we are going to die from PFAS, microplastics in our brain, heavy metal pollution and many other problems before we can leave earth
