Everybody privately shit-talks everybody. The phone always listens to it and records it. A viral hack that turns all this shit-talking into texts. Everybody in the world suddenly gets a thousand shit-talking texts from their family, friends and associates. Society dissolves.
It’s not irrelevant, because it directly proves you wrong. You only consider it irrelevant because it contradicts your narrative.
Insightful and psychic. You must be a whiz at a Sudoku.
I don’t need to be insightful or psychic to see you’re full of shit
You were proven wrong. Just admit it and move on, dude
And a poet as well!
Youre not very good at this “looking unbothered and flippant” act.