Everybody privately shit-talks everybody. The phone always listens to it and records it. A viral hack that turns all this shit-talking into texts. Everybody in the world suddenly gets a thousand shit-talking texts from their family, friends and associates. Society dissolves.

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    9 hours ago

    Or… two clearly different people?

    You’re not very smart, are you? 😂

    Your shower thought is edgelord cringe and the fact that you can’t swallow that hit to your ego is, well, yeah. We see you.