This only works if you and your partner have very similar shits. Also only works if you’re a piece of shit.
I mean it just has to be within reason unless you eat and drink only the same stuff all the time shit can vary considerably. They’re both pieces of shit in this story.
Solomonic.
Moronic
🧠 Solomoronic 🧠
A coworker of mine once told a group of us when his wife came home drunk he’d wait til she passed out and put a pillow on her head and punch a couple times and he’d blame her morning headache on the booze.
If true that’s fucked up.
For sure. If you’re going to do that to me at least wait until I’m sober to enjoy it.
Some people will do literally anything to avoid having hard conversations.
This is what true love looks like.
If its stupid and it works, its not stupid.
It’s dishonest, it’s chaotic, it’s not the kind of relationship I would touch with a ten foot clown pole … but I wonder if this resulted in a happier life for this completely fictional woman.
A refreshingly literal shitpost
Did she drive herself home in that state?
No issues at all in that relationship /s
It’s just a little brown lie.
Relationships are all about a healthy dose of
communicationmanipulation
