destructdisc@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-214 hours agoAs someone forced to ride my bike right next to thundering trucks and cars on the roads every day, I can't begin to enumerate how many close calls I've had because there are no bike lanes here.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1503arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1493arrow-down1imageAs someone forced to ride my bike right next to thundering trucks and cars on the roads every day, I can't begin to enumerate how many close calls I've had because there are no bike lanes here.lemmy.worlddestructdisc@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-214 hours agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
Fuck your existing lanes and fuck your 1.5-tonne beasts. Make some space, it won’t fucking kill you. Source for statistics
minus-squareDMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 hours agoI don’t think many judges watch owned compilations. “But your honour, I can’t pay the awards, I can’t even begin to pay it!” “You can start with the revenue you make from those ‘owned’ videos you posted on YouTube.” “But YouTube pays me shit!” “That’s not the court’s problem. You injured the cyclist and destroyed his bike: you pay for it.”
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoGotta survive to get your day in court.
minus-squareDMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 hours agoYou better survive if the defendant knows what’s good for wt:thon. Thon might be facing a number of charges.
I don’t think many judges watch owned compilations.
“But your honour, I can’t pay the awards, I can’t even begin to pay it!”
“You can start with the revenue you make from those ‘owned’ videos you posted on YouTube.”
“But YouTube pays me shit!”
“That’s not the court’s problem. You injured the cyclist and destroyed his bike: you pay for it.”
Gotta survive to get your day in court.
You better survive if the defendant knows what’s good for wt:thon.
Thon might be facing a number of charges.