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minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 day agoGotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoWhen I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoNew slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
minus-squareSouthEndSunset@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 day agoFound next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoThat’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
minus-squareSouthEndSunset@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoWooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI’m gonna start using those at events
minus-squareDeepus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Send me your knife?
Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
I’m gonna start using those at events
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Oh I didn’t think of that
Good thing you kept it!