Translation: I made outrageous demands they didn’t accept.
He did just host his crypto dinner so who had his ear who was going to make boatloads of money on the EU tariffs?
Why EU no buy $TRUMP?!?!
Good news. Whoever still thought it was still possible to get some slack by kissing Trump’s ass are now fully caught up with the reality that he is an unreasonable prick.
Now the real decoupling of economies from the US can begin.
i defy anyone to say it better than you just did.
Whoever still thought it was still possible to get some slack by kissing Trump’s ass
I dunno, Trump’s ass is probably really slack.
He’s not unreasonable he’s just a dickhead.
Give him money and he will do what you want, fuck anyone else or his country.
He is being completely reasonable if all he cares about is himself. He’s just a dickhead.
He’s not unreasonable he’s just a dickhead
He is definitely both of those things.
He’s not insane though (he’s not eating poop or giving away money), that’s the point. He’s just a c*nt who will burn in Hell because of his willful, aware, carefully planned amoral actions.
That would work only for a short timespan, then somebody else will give him something or he’ll have a shortcircuit in his two brain cells and we’re back to square one.
He will do what you want, for about 5 minutes and then he’ll hold out his hand for more and fuck you over anyway.
Bullshit. He is looking for a deal, just not one that is favourable to both parties.
I’m pretty sure that’s called extortion.
He wants another hotel deal. For the clever American people of course
And that is exactly why he got impeached the first time during his first term.
Yeah, that’s not a deal. That’s capitulation.
No no no, what he wants is appeasement like his idol got
He’s looking for a deal that is favorable to him. He will give the EU anything that the US can offer in exchange for personal profit and power.
He’s looking for a bribe
And he’s lying
And yet, EU might appease him at the end
Of course he doesn’t want a deal, he wants bribes. It’s literally a racket.
Fam, anybody got an old airplane in storage that we can gift him?
A bad one if possible
What about the Concorde? Fastest airliner and triple safe 🤞 it’s perfect for tramp.
JD could stick his dick in the aircraft’s seams while it’s supersonic
Concorde, with a special modification just for him that gives it a tendancy to fly directly into the atlantic/indian/pacific oceans, or into RFK JR’s house.
Concorde with MCAS
americans have become scum
EU. Doesn’t. Need. America.
Don’t be afraid. Claim your freedom
2 weeks later: “Europe would really benefit by trading with the USA”
Crank that upto 90%
I Hope that european Institutions and companies begin to use EU-tech. Like I don’t unterstand why my uni uses Outlook, Office and Teams instead of FOSS
Thanks for the daily reminder why I’m switching to EU/FOSS Services, Donald
Next week he will brag about how he made a tremendous deal, and lower the tariffs as a result. What tremendous deal he made will be left unspecified, but Fox News will use this opportunity to report how great of a deal maker he is.
Whenever he makes this announcement, expect there to be a flurry of buying activity in the US stock markets in the day (or even hours) immediately preceding
There will be no deal, he will just lower the tariff. However, he will claim a deal was made
Like he did with China.
He’s not looking for a deal is correct. This is about market manipulation.
All I know is that it’s good to have cash for when the orange traitor decides to advance his boss’ interests.
Cash? Try gold or something like that. Maybe even just plain water, food and medicine
Nah, it’s a dump and pump. You need cash to buy the dip
*Euros
The EU needs to give him the China treatment. Calm, sovereign, and let him rage in hus bubble. The EU is way too emotional and decomposed. Then again, the EU is fully dependent on US technology. Should be fun.
I agree, but I think they are? I think every (traditional) western ally of the US are working back channels to no success. They’re moving on and finding more reliable trading partners.
