aramova@infosec.pub to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoMicrosoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforcewww.cnbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square245fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down17file-text
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minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoarr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons!
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThe cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoYou’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoAs usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams
arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons!
The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting.
You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.
As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams