No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was right… This guy wants to have sex with me!
“Listen, Mieke… I don’t want to arrange any meetings with you, you sick, German freak. So please keep your hands off my genitals, and never write to me again, and don’t come to America. Goodbye.”
“I’m serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma’s basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck.” - Ready Player One
Amazing movie
Mi scusi
Real talk here, Eurotrip was a leagues better internet relationship story than Ready Player One could ever hope to be.