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minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-230 days agoStep 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit? (Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
minus-squareHeathcliff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·30 days agoAt least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·30 days agoDress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
minus-squareRageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·30 days agoSooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·30 days agoYou could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.