• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Is the simulation collapsing?

    • Russia/Ukraine ✅️
    • Israel/Palestine ✅️
    • US/Canada,Greenland (threats) ✅️
    • India/Pakistan ✅️

    Congratulations, diagnostics complete.

    Results: CRITICAL ERROR, SYSTEM FAILURE, SHUTTING DOWN SIMULATION.EXE

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      Judging from history, this is probably what the simulation is for. There hasn’t been a single day in many thousands of years of recorded history without overlapping armed conflicts. You’d probably have to read cuneiform or so to find one.

    • Omega@discuss.online
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      Hold on, Morocco and Algeria isn’t happening yet, same with Turkey and Syria or China and Taiwan.