If that meant he wouldn’t be president anymore, then I’m all for it.
Hear me out here - what if we tell Trump he “won ‘pope’”, and he should come to Vatican City to collect his prize. Say it’s a beautiful prize or some bs. Then when he comes to collect, the Swiss Guard can arrest him for wearing a blue suit to the funeral or something, and lock him in the catacombs under the city to add him to the church’s collection of curiosities.
news today the most unpopular president in the United States history and the complete opposite of the Catholic says he wants to be Pope
being the worst US president was too easy. Most of them were kinda decent people overall. Being the worst pope ever though… I guess he likes the challenge
I’d rather he be pope than president
He is not joking.
“There are methods which you could do it"
Lindsey has diaper rash on his face, he sucks so much ass.
more like a pale horse candidate
The Man In Orange
Is this real? Christ…
Guarantee Russia has pegging blackmail.
by his young male escorts
its all from the liquid feces thats been festering in trumps diaper.
He is not joking.
We should make Biden pope just to piss Trump off.
Obama would be funnier and annoy a lot of racist Catholics.
But Biden is Catholic.
The US president said he had “no preference” but suggested an American cardinal, who comes from New York, would be good for the role.
Having managed to greatly influence the Canadian leadership contest last month, the controversial President now weighs in on the Vatican’s process.
So, we aren’t getting an American pope from new york…
Finish your sentences, please. We can’t read your mind. Thank god.
Which alt did I piss off?
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Why would anyone ask him that?
“Jokes.” It always starts with a joke. Here comes the Church of England 2.0 or rather the Church of MAGA. He will make himself the presidential pope king. I need to turn my filters. I am really tired of seeing this dumbass at least once a day.
“why yes, I am the antichrist. Why do you ask?”
his reality distortion abilities on republicans is quite effective.
Would be a solution, if he would moved to the Vatican to become head of the paedophile cult.
The only difference would be his location.
“no preference” aka “I don’t even know who the potential candidates are, also I don’t care, get out of the way, I’m trying to golf here”
