• xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    OMG PLEASE GO OH I’M BEGGING YOU ELON GO TO GAZA. MAKE SURE TO VISIT A HOSPITAL FIRST

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    11 months ago

    Let’s get Zuckerberg to go, too.

    They could have a cage match in the Tomb of Jesus with only one of them arising at the end.

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          Does he though?

          I’m willing to bet he knows next to nothing about either company, and they probably have a fake log-in screen for when he’s “working.”

          He’s spending all his time on Twitter getting handjobs from his fellow Nazis.

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            11 months ago

            I doubt he has a fake login. He probably wouldn’t even know how to access the system. And it probably requires you to be on the company network anyway

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          11 months ago

          Why? What use have they of a failing network of routers that keep falling out of orbit, and a company that in six years hasn’t managed to make rocket engines that light up reliably?

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      11 months ago

      “Hostage negotiations now entering their fourth week between the U.S. and Hamas over the release of hostage Elon Musk, however in spite of intense diplomatic overtures and offers of significant concessions the U.S. still refuses to take him back”

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      11 months ago

      Well, if he were the real Tony Stark, that wouldn’t be a problem for him.

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    11 months ago

    I love that the new thing is inviting cowards to do things everyone knows they won’t do. It’s the perfect way to call them out.

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    11 months ago

    I hope the ceasefire doesn’t dissolve and that they can, at minimum, return to a state of mutual hatred sans violence in the future.

    That being said, if it does happen to dissolve and they return to hostilities, I hope Musk is there when it happens.