Someone toss his ass in prison already!
But he didn’t say he will…
And who just holed that ship below the waterline?
He, Trump, and the Republicans.
It’s a single car company. World economy doesn’t depend on Tesla’s success. Not even the American economy. If Tesla dies, it’s just a canary in the coalmine for much, much bigger economic problems. Like, you know, how they put dipshits in the White House, or something. So it’s kind of interesting that Elon has a moment of lucidity here, because no one around him seems to realise how screwed they are.
Reread that sentence there
“If I drive us all off a cliff, I won’t be using my eject button”
Even in his expressed delusions, he continues lying to everyone else
a rat is suppose to flee a sinking ship, not sink with it. maybe if you wernt on drugs 100% of the time.
The rat is trying to convince us it is the captain.
Fuck off and die Elon.
Just gotta love the sudden change in demeanor in the pictures of articles regarding him.
Destroying the country? Laughs and jumps. Losing everything he “worked” for? Serious face.
Bye Elon get out of here.
I was living under the idea that the Load bearing snake oil salesman of the American Economy was Sam Altman.
Elon.
If you are on a ship… and there is some troublesome bullshit cargo that keeps throwing off the balance of the ship, in a storm, and that cargo is the property of an idiot who keeps trying to erect his own sail, despite have no clue what he is doing, no idea how sailing works…
You throw said dumbass and his bullshit overboard, so the ship and everyone else survives.
… Then, you mutiny against the idiot captain whos been bought and paid for by the other idiot who is currently fish food.
At least the converse isn’t necessarily true
It’s because the company is fully subsidized by carbon credits and government funding. The crazy brand valuation is based on fully autonomous driving and person less cabs which will never happen at Tesla.
a.k.a government handouts
And vibes, don’t forget how the traders love their vibes!
Is that his first concern from said realization? Goddammit.
Yes, that is right after where he put his pills. 🤡
Batshit druggie loser says some fucked up bullshit?
How odd
At this point, it’s pretty obvious his entire goal with DOGE was to dismantle federal agencies that were either investigating him in some way, or were trying to regulate his companies. So, I guess this means Tesla can’t survive without him actively gaming the system in his favor.
Translation : “If I can’t keep stealing US taxpayers funds and funnel them into my companies, they won’t be able to exist on their own merit.”
