• Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    “Okay, but I’m saying engaging in this infernal transaction will enact a final, significant toll!”

    “Is that the tariffs? Yeah, I heard those were starting.”

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      “This. Purchase. Will. Slowly. Devour. Your. Heart.”

      “I 👏 Know 👏 How 👏 Micro 👏 Transactions 👏 Work”

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        “you didn’t understand, once you have it, you might regret ever buying it”

        “Yes, I know about buyers remorse. Look, so you want to sell it or not?”