• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Spooky AI Company: “Enter your heart’s desire, but know that somewhere we will be harvesting priceless natural resources to fuel your hedonistic desires.”

    Regular Business Owner: “Yeah, okay, give me 1M phone calls a minute to every elderly person in the country, telling them that Medicaid is going bankrupt and they need to sign up for my scamming private coverage policy. Then mint me 40B units of a fake currency called KanyeNaziPopeCoin and book me on Joe Rogan to answer fake call ins from people saying they’re dumping their life savings into it.”

    Spooky AI Company: “Oh geez. That’s going to cost a fortune. We’re going to lose $5B/yr just staying operational.”

    Regular Business Guy: “No sweet. We’ll bankrupt Social Security to bail you out.”

    Spooky AI Company: “This feels unethical…”

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      Regular Business Guy: “No sweet. We’ll bankrupt Social Security to bail you out.”

      Heads up sweet = taste, sweat = perspiration.

      I used to type “sweat” thinking it was “sweet” until I was almost in my 30s. Then a coworker pointed it out when I said something like “Sweat, sounds good.”

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        My dyslexic ass thought you were just saying it with a Californian bro accent “saweeet”