> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa> prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground> they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling> "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident"> mfw its national news station with live coverage
Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”
Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.
“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”
Some kaiju-sized demon could cleave Tampa, Florida in half with a flaming sword of the damned and all twitter would have to say about it is “would.”
> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa > prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground > they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling > "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident" > mfw its national news station with live coverageYou know the movie “The end”? With Seth Rogan etc.
BIG DEMON PENIS XD
Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.
“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”
I’d be down to bang any supernatural entity that solves Florida.