PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square254fedilinkarrow-up11.44Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.41Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square254fedilink
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up87·2 months agoJapanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2 months agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoSpock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAnd if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago*except on one of the all-female trains
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains