Don’t even need to attempt suicide, you just tell the doctor you’re THINKING about suicide and they will lock you up for a couple weeks vacation :-)
recommend getting your affairs in order before doing this though, otherwise you’ll start missing bill payments. pay all your bills a couple months in advance then enjoy psych ward vacation stress-free.
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Don’t even need to attempt suicide, you just tell the doctor you’re THINKING about suicide and they will lock you up for a couple weeks vacation :-)
recommend getting your affairs in order before doing this though, otherwise you’ll start missing bill payments. pay all your bills a couple months in advance then enjoy psych ward vacation stress-free.