perishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up127arrow-down1imageCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeperishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSandraBollocks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoShhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
minus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhat about the inside of your esophagus?
Shhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
I don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
To shreds, you say?
What about the inside of your esophagus?
To shreds, you say?