• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Don’t worry Catholic flying daddy is all over this. By the time Elon turns 93…must be divisible by 33… He’ll choke on a magic pretzel and die a very funny death… Like if you were watching thru binoculars, it would be funny…WTF is Elon doing now? Practicing his Nazi salute? Keeps pounding his chest for some reason, and pointing at his mouth! But he’s literally eating! That’s a couple of awkward gestures, don’t you think?

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          4 hours ago

          My armchair told me to tell you that you have two options:

          • You could watch Loony Tunes until all the patterns get expressed as comics when you close your eyes. In case anything is left over, join a drum circle, it’s going to pass, failing that, turn into a soundtrack. In lieu of being a subject perceiving objects, develop critical discernment to enable equanimity. Pro tip: Google “EASE scale/assessment”
          • Alternatively, continue as you are but then don’t be surprised to one day wake up pumped full of haloperidol and in a straightjacket.